Lawak Kahwin: APA ITU SEX?
0 comments Published Tuesday, April 14, 2009 by bearbrik inAPA ITU SEX?
Alkisah seorg anak pompuan yang baru masuk tadika bertanya kepada mummynya.. 'Mummy, mummy? sex tu apa Mi?'..
Terkedulah si ibu.. Terasalah akan kemodenan zaman skrg yg berjaya membuatkan manusia berfikiran lebih terbuka.
Sesuai dgn konsep pendidikan seks yg sedang hangat diperkatakan, mulalah si ibu mencari jawapan yg sesuai utk anaknya dengan harapan anaknya takkan tertinggal dlm arus pendidikan sejagat. Maka si ibu pun mula memberikan jawapan mengenai apa itu sex dengan perumpamaan antara kumbang dan bunga, diikuti dengan pembentukkan bayi dalam kandungan dan diselitkan juga dengan kisah percintaan antara mummy dan
daddynya dari zaman universiti lagi sehinggalah dengan kehadiran si comel iaitu anak gadisnya yg bertanya itu..
Tiba-tiba si anak menangis teresak-esak... Si ibu kehairanan dan bertanya. Si anak menjawab dalam tangisan.. Jawapan mummy tu panjang, ruangan jawabannya pendek saja ni...seraya meyerahkan buku latihan yang tertulis kat depannya (cover)..
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0 comments Published Monday, April 13, 2009 by bearbrik inSelambaKreatif|Hafiz
0 comments Published Wednesday, April 8, 2009 by bearbrik inBudget Honeymoon: Local Destinations and the preparations
0 comments Published Tuesday, March 31, 2009 by bearbrik inWritten by Jeni 27/03/2009
Destination 1: Genting Highlands
Though it is more well-known for its casino and gambling activities, Genting Highlands also has one of Malaysia’s best theme parks on its turf. Even better, hotels are located just nearby the attractions, such as Theme Park Hotel, Genting Hotel, Awana Hotels and Resorts. Expect a Las-Vegas-style honeymoon with less the cost.
Destination 2: Langkawi
If water sports, picturesque resorts and duty-free shopping, then Langkawi Island is the place for you. Having been awarded the World Geopark status by UNESCO in 2007, tourist numbers have doubled, most opting for its fun-filled sunny beaches, the Langkawi Geopark as well as its many historical-mystical landmarks and cultural complex.
Destination 3: Pulau Pangkor
Those wishing for a sunny seaside escapade, Pulau Pangkor will be your favorite, with the Pangkor Laut Resort and Spa Village as the main attraction, plus the available of a Registration of Marriage service for engaged couples. According to Asiapacificpost.com, Pulau Pangkor has been one of the top destinations for various holiday makers and honeymoon couples, especially foreigners.
Destination 4: Penang
The ‘Pearl of the Orient’ is a food haven, historical town, culture cauldron and shopping centre all in one. Scour the streets for Penang’s famous hawker foods; shop till you drop at Queensbay Mall; snap a few shots of colonial-era architectures and old places of religion; before finally retiring for a romantic night at your accommodation; be it a budget hotel or a 4/5-star resort.
Destination 5: Kinabalu Park
For couples wanting to enjoy a cooling mountain climb and getting close to Mother Nature the Kinabalu Park is the best destination. Mount Kinabalu, though not even near the challenge of K2 or Everest, is still a decent climb. With a whole variety of unique tropical plus rare mountain flora and fauna, it will be an exciting leisurely adventure before finally settling in under the starry night, or back at the comforts of the guesthouse.
Aside from the above options, you may also refer to other states and cities, such as Terengganu, Sarawak, Perak and many more to plan out your very own honeymoon plan.
Preparations:
Preparations will include things before the trip and for the trip. Packed and Ready for the Sweet Getaway will remind you of the things you’ll need to stuff in your luggage before you hop onto the bus/plane/cruiser. Paradise at Affordable Price will guide you on how to spend thrifty yet efficiently for your sweet getaway; be it locally or abroad.
So hope you enjoy your honeymoon!